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Bruce Jenner Is ‘Transitioning Into a Woman’

Ron Kirby:


Originally posted on TIME:

People have been talking about Bruce Jenner’s changing appearance for months, and now PEOPLE reports, “the former Olympian will soon be living life as a female.”

“Bruce is transitioning to a woman,” says a source close to the family. “He is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he’s doing. He’s in such a great space. That’s why it’s the perfect time to do something like this.”

Read the rest of the story at People

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How To Ruin Your Life (Without Even Noticing That You Are)

Originally posted on Thought Catalog:

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Understand that life is not a straight line. Life is not a set timeline of milestones. It is okay if you don’t finish school, get married, find a job that supports you, have a family, make money, and live comfortably all by this age, or that age. It’s okay if you do, as long as you understand that if you’re not married by 25, or a Vice President by 30 — or even happy, for that matter — the world isn’t going to condemn you. You are allowed to backtrack. You are allowed to figure out what inspires you. You are allowed time, and I think we often forget that. We choose a program right out of high school because the proper thing to do is to go straight to University. We choose a job right out of University, even if we didn’t love our program, because we…

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Stephen Colbert Schooled All The Amateur ‘Star Wars’ Fans On Why The New Lightsaber Is Awesome

Ron Kirby:

Yeah…perfect design! #anypadowanknowsthat!

Originally posted on UPROXX:

Apparently all the Star Wars noobs out there have been attempting to debunk the multi-pronged lightsaber introduced in the new The Force Awakens teaser trailer that has taken the internet by storm. We’ve been covering pretty much all things #SW7 reactions, but it takes the world’s foremost expert — a man who saw the original two weeks before the rest of the world! — to really explain how lightsaber plasma beams work to all the “stuck up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herders” on Twitter.

Things get equal parts awesome and educational around the 3:00 mark.

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The 41 Very Best Karen Walker One-Liners From Will & Grace

Originally posted on Thought Catalog:

Will & Grace

Honey… What is this? What’s going on? What’s happening?
If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.
Oh kids ruin everything. I mean look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten year old to do a good hidden button.
Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact.
Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.
Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?
Oh hey! Somebody got flowers. Or as I like to call them, poor people jewelry.

Will And Grace

Let’s take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person.
If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If…

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Artist Removes One Letter from Famous Movie Titles and Illustrates the Results

Originally posted on TwistedSifter:

Writer and illustrator Austin Light recently shared a funny series of sketches from his notebook that reimagines movie titles with one letter removed. The idea started on reddit where users were asked to, “Pick a movie, remove one letter, give a brief description“.

As a daily art project, Light took the concept one step further, drawing a scene from the imaginary film. He also penned a brief synopsis for each. You can see the entire album on Imgur. For more from Austin, check him out at the links below.

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1. Obocop

The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe

movie titles with one letter missing illustrated by austin light (1)

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2. Rave

One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor…

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Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb people listen to Beyoncé, according to study

Originally posted on Consequence of Sound:

How does a person’s intelligence relate to the type of music they listen to? For the last several years, a software application writer by the name of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT scores of various college institutions. For example, students attending the California Institute of Technology have an average SAT score of 1520. By looking at Facebook to determine the most popular (or — “liked”) band of students at Cal Tech, Griffith was able to conclude that Radiohead really truly is music for smart people. A highly scientific study, I know.

As Digital Inspiration points out, Griffith’s chart reveals Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Shins, and — uh — Counting Crows as other favorite bands of smart people. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music comes in at the lower end of the spectrum — or, as Griffith puts it, is music for dumb people.


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Originally posted on THE MODERN GAY GUIDE TO LIFE:


There is a special type of man that every gay guy needs in his life. This type of guy is an essential partner who can make the arduous journey through life that that little bit more pleasant. He will be there to console you during your breakups, dance with you to cheesy diva music on a night out and offer you advice from a completely unique perspective. He is the type of guy that you can talk to about things you can’t with your other guy friends and although you may say, “I love you” to each other, it is a very different type of love. There is a special type of man that every gay guy needs in his life and that is a straight male best friend.

It takes a straight man with special qualities to bestfriend a gay guy. The first quality required is an unwavering comfort in…

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What? Its Friday the 13th.. A full moon out, and not a damn Jason movie on TV??
#SMH,  #fridaythethirteenth, #thiscalliscomingfrominsidethehouse!



Nights over midtown!

One stormy night in GA.

Met this girl at the bar..


She made her way around the dance floor with me…


And my friends… (w/Brett)


A good time was had by all!!


As usual… I thought I finally found love,


She later told me she was waiting for my sister!!!


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